Chapter 1 'It seemed correctly anarchistic not to want to be rich.'
Chapter 2 'What's wrong with your mouth?'
Chapter 3 Falling over a lot
Chapter 4 Pathetic rebellion
Chapter 5 For Tomorrow
Chapter 6 'I'm getting rid of grunge.'
Chapter 7 Swab the nose and punch the liver
Chapter 8 The Burnage Hillbillies
Chapter 9 Planet Stupid
Chapter 10 Men who should know better
Chapter 11 Planet Stupid
Chapter 12 'Do you want to be Tony Blair's mate?'
Chapter 13 'I said half a million pounds, and no-one laughed.'
Chapter 14 The well-oiled German war machine
Chapter 15 'I wouldn't carry a horrible little pissed brat around.'
Chapter 16 Is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
Chapter 17 'What am I doing? This is ridiculous'
Chapter 18 'Is this cool or not cool?'
Chapter 19 'Wanting to be the biggest is a weakness.'
Chapter 20 The last party
Chapter 21 'We're leaving. The bar's shut.'
Appendix 1 What happended next
Appendix 2 The musical tastes of Tony Blair
Appendix 3 The Music